Marvel trash. Disney enthusiast. Pre-pro ballerina.
I like to laugh. She/her. Houston. 20.
I communicate mostly through tags.
well this truly was A Decade. i loved you. i hated you. goodbye 2010s.
(via batterseas)
if smash mouth told me I was on the wrong side of history, I don’t think I could find the strength within myself to keep living
(via chickwiththepurpleguitar)
baku:
i think its very sexy how millennials are very anti-ad. like. ads were invented to encourage us to buy stuff. but me and all my friends? if we see an ad for something it fills us with rage. a pure hatred. if you interrupt my twitch stream or my stupid TV show for you stupid product i will hate you product for the end of time. i will spit on it whenever i see it. your ad doesn’t work on me. it doesn’t make me want to buy your shitty thing. it makes me want to piss on your shitty thing. fuck you ad companies.
Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube
… I am unironically here for this
this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?
Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.
So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.
(via marlbororeds100s)
Once again, The Onion is not even in the general vicinity of fucking around
thatsaltysmallhuman-deactivated:
I love getting death threats
All are y’all done?
Steve isn’t a bad friend for doing what he did.
Bucky can be his own person without Steve
Peggy made her choice and it wasn’t taken away from her.
Sam is captain America.
Vision and Wanda are a great fucking couple.
Tony and Pepper are my mom and dad.
Peter is peter
Carol is bisexual
Come at me
my boyfriend is washing the dishes and I just heard him say “who do you work for? who’s your contact???“ while repeatedly pushing a glass under water
at least he’s having fun???
